When I was a kid I was in love with wrestling. I just knew that the rivalries were real…then I learned that Iron Sheik and Sergeant Slaughter were out having dinner together. I was crushed. Sergeant Slaughter, you’re supposed to be the face of American justice! How could you?!?

Eventually I realized that talking things out is so much more effective than punching someone in the face to prove a point. Hurts much less, too. The athleticism needed to be a professional wrestler is undeniable. I STILL watch from time to time.